Tuesday, July 28, 2009

i like filters

camera filters: what are they? where did they come from? who do they benefit? who did they vote for? where can i find one?

all these questions and more are going to be answered in today's highly technical blog post, brought to you by the left side of my brain.

first, let's get straight to the heart of the matter:
1) q. what are they?
a. filters are photographic accessories that, when used properly, can allow the photographer to alter or fine-tune the picture being taken. made out of either transparent glass or plastic, they come in handy whenever environmental conditions are not entirely desirable, or just not what you're looking for (i.e., not cool enough). filters either are screwed on the front of the lens (called the lens thread), or utilized via a lens mount, which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like (for the hearing impaired: a little holder thing into which the filter slides). they do a bunch of different things, including but not limited to:
-polarizing
-illusionizing
-color correctizing
-uv reduzing
-automatically making you look professional-zing

2)q. where did they come from?
a. uh, i think britain. the earliest record of existence i could find was an article describing how this one british guy was like, "it's all about primary colors, y'all."

3.)q. who do they benefit?
a. anyone. anyone in the world, ever. have you ever looked at a neat photograph and thought, "that looks neat"? someone was probably using a filter for it. you're welcome.

4.) q. who did they vote for?
a. sources say they voted for ross perot, but i heard a rumor they wrote in jay z. believe what you want.

5.) where can i find one?
a. i don't know. your camera store? online? i'm not your mother.

...yeah, that wasn't very technical.

more or less.

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