i like gaudy

lately i've noticed that my taste in things has shifted away from the moderately-priced, well made, mature yet fun and fashionable side of the spectrum, and towards the Saudi heiress/Indian princess/rich, elderly divorcée with a hefty bank account and an unfufilling life/five-year-old dress up game.. side. that's kind of an obscure way to illustrate my thoughts, but what i'm trying to say is that pretty much if you dip anything in gold right now i'll buy it. like, anything.

for example:

these are disgusting, but for some reason i love them and want twenty pairs. i don't even care if j.lo would buy them too. she would. ugh, jennifer lopez. ugh.


and this. how gorgeous and absolutely ridiculous is this. you could never wear this anywhere and it's probably extremely expensive, but loooook how shiiiiny and beautiful it is. if i had this i would put a bunch of single dollar bills in it and use it as a centerpiece on my dining table. materialism, what?


you can only take pictures of beautiful people with this camera.


this isn't gold, per se, but it's still amazing. i actually had a dream about this necklace. no joke.



no longer are we living in the barbaric days of plastic and ugly metals. technology can be beautiful, if you are willing to sell your firstborn child for it.

now i feel dirty and materialistic. oh well.

lynx:
gold backback (ha)
pentax
stick of gold (there's also a gold mattress on that site, but that's just dumb)