i like desserts

ever since i was a little kid, i've always had a gigantic sweet tooth. at age like seven or something, i distinctly remember eating a sandwich composed of just bread and butter and sugar, and while i'm guessing i threw up later, i'm sure at the time it was the greatest moment of my life. i haven't really grown out of that mentality, and it sucks, because everyone else has, and it's no longer "cool" or "healthy" to want to eat a meal consisting of only icing and more icing. actually, candy isn't as enticing as it used to be, so i guess that's a good thing. maybe my tastes have matured a little bit. i doubt it.

this is amazing. look at all the varieties! actually, this happened to me once. i went to work and someone had brought like a hundred cupcakes all decorated differently and i ate them all. not really. maybe.

if i ever opened up a pastry shop, i would make these a staple.

this is a triple whammy: memories of childhood characters, coma-inducing sweetness, AND two desserts in one. A+.


there's not really alot you can say about this, except oh my god let me eat it now. also, perfect for your alternative sexual orientation parties. we all know you have them.

my mind just dissolves into a high fructose corn syrup-y mess when i see this. it is pure perfection. food coloring will change the world. not sure how, but it will.

you should always eat dessert first, because, as they say, "you should always eat dessert first."

lynx:
groovy cupcake
queer jello
cookie cupcake monster
wittle pastwies

edit: found these pictures

this is how i'm going to die.