1) it likes to lurk in womens' problem areas
2) it doesn't make itself
and
3) it's boring
number three particularly bugs me. how many times have you sat down to eat something, and then realized what you want is actually something completely different and/or more interesting-looking? no matter how hard you try, your tuna fish sandwich is never going to turn into a rabbit or an umbrella, and when you realize this, it's bad news bears. the finite state of food matter is a BIG problem, because i like to be intellectually, physically, and imaginatively stimulated at all times. luckily, there's a solution to the imagination part: shaped foods.
foods shaped like other things are great! just ask your mom.




but see, some people just don't know when to stop on the whole food-shaping business. things gets weird, people get awkward and uncomfortable, and eventually the police show up and you now have three kegs and a casserole to yourself.
take for example this picture:

or this guy:

in conclusion, i still need intellectual stimulation. and i'm hungry.
lynx:
heart of hash (browns)
dino-wich (looking at it, this has to absolutely be my new favorite website. i could write an entire post about them.)
pigglies
bento babe
weird-ass picture
heart of hash (browns)
dino-wich (looking at it, this has to absolutely be my new favorite website. i could write an entire post about them.)
pigglies
bento babe
weird-ass picture
No comments:
Post a Comment